Gammon Goalposts

What is Gammon Goalposts?

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

Kyrie

1. "Lord, have mercy on us." Used mainly by Catholics such as myself. Kyrie Eleison. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Golden Loggie

1. otherwise known as a "mudcake" eg a very messy stool. Look at the golden loggie marc left in the dunny! See Silver..

Froscio

1. Short Form: Frosh Term used by those of high intellect to describe homosexuals. The term is Italian slang meaning flaming homo. This te..

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