Gammon Goalposts

What is Gammon Goalposts?


1.

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!


12

Random Words:

()//9 7^l+l+ 15 73)-( 1337 #l:-:<>l2 1 +()l_l> _/<>* ^l3°l_l+ //3}-{ #1213l/ll>!!!1!!11!1!! )+(3 |Dl/l/l2. translation:O..
1. A variation of the pistol whip, the Goldsmith whip involves placing a .9mm pistol in a tube sock and bashing someone in the head, typica..
1. (v.) 1. to force in 2. to push in or goad by force Usually used sexually. Joseph: Oh man I Varrened her so hard last night; you don&..