Gammon Goalposts

What is Gammon Goalposts?

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

M/s

1. Short for Master/slave. An extreme form of D/srelationship where the slave voluntarily gives up all personal freedom to the Master or M..

Choogie

1. A chest noogie. Involves rubbing your fist vigorously against the victim's sternum and creating that burning noogiefeeling. - Damn..

Throw Job

1. 1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues. or 2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your d..

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