Gammon Goalposts Edit Meaning

1. Not quite a muffin top. Person 1: Check out that bread top. Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top..

1. To be at your wits end and express your feelings honestly and bluntly. I zaliciously told ole' boy where he take the game he was k..

1. A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wan..