What is Gamp?
1.
An acronym that stands for Gay Asian Midget Porn
The network is realy slow, the guy in the next office must be downloading gamp again.
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2.
An amputee or otherwise physically challenged prostitute. A combination of the words "gimp" and "tramp".
Hellen Keller's ex boyfriend said she was a total gamp.
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Gamp is an old-fashioned English word for an umbrella which derives from a Charles Dickens character called Mrs Gamp who used to carry an umbrella around (possibly in Martin Chuzzlewit).
Not in use today, but references can be found to it in at least 2 George Formby songs "you're everything to me" and "under that blasted oak tree".
"and although the weather's damp, i can do without my gamp"
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4.
Gay anime/asian/african midget porn
ARBITOR117 likes to watch GAMP when he is not on his 360.
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5.
A GAMP is a gay vampire, but it's easier to say than gay vampire because gay vampire is like, a whole three syllables long and just way too long.
GAMP a mere one syllable. But when you factor in having to explain what a GAMP is whenever you use the word, it will probably just take longer than saying gay vampire.
"Whoa, I saw this one dude vampire macking on another dude vampire, and I was like, 'What a GAMP!'"
"What's a GAMP?"
"A gay vampire...duh."
"Why didn't you just say that to begin with, no one ever even uses the word GAMP."
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6.
A very
Girl 1: If I take that dress from Primark, will it be illegal?
Girl 2: Yeah, you gamp.
Girl 1: Gamp?
Girl 2: Yeah it means stupid, retarded, get it now you gamp?
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7.
A verb meaning to be an asshole.
The kid wouldn't stop whining, so her babysitter yelled, "Quit gamping ya little bitch!"
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