Gamp Edit Meaning

1.

An acronym that stands for Gay Asian Midget Porn

The network is realy slow, the guy in the next office must be downloading gamp again.

See Rox

2.

An amputee or otherwise physically challenged prostitute. A combination of the words "gimp" and "tramp".

Hellen Keller's ex boyfriend said she was a total gamp.

See gimp, tramp, whore, cripple, rusty trombone

3.

Gamp is an old-fashioned English word for an umbrella which derives from a Charles Dickens character called Mrs Gamp who used to carry an umbrella around (possibly in Martin Chuzzlewit).

Not in use today, but references can be found to it in at least 2 George Formby songs "you're everything to me" and "under that blasted oak tree".

"and although the weather's damp, i can do without my gamp"

See umbrella, brolly, dickens, rain

4.

Gay anime/asian/african midget porn

ARBITOR117 likes to watch GAMP when he is not on his 360.

See gamp, gay, anime, asian, african, midget, porn

5.

A GAMP is a gay vampire, but it's easier to say than gay vampire because gay vampire is like, a whole three syllables long and just way too long.

GAMP a mere one syllable. But when you factor in having to explain what a GAMP is whenever you use the word, it will probably just take longer than saying gay vampire.

"Whoa, I saw this one dude vampire macking on another dude vampire, and I was like, 'What a GAMP!'"

"What's a GAMP?"

"A gay vampire...duh."

"Why didn't you just say that to begin with, no one ever even uses the word GAMP."

See dinosaur, michael jackson, rice, tony

6.

A very stupidand/or retardedperson.

Girl 1: If I take that dress from Primark, will it be illegal?

Girl 2: Yeah, you gamp.

Girl 1: Gamp?

Girl 2: Yeah it means stupid, retarded, get it now you gamp?

See retarded, stupid, idiot, dumb

7.

A verb meaning to be an asshole.

The kid wouldn't stop whining, so her babysitter yelled, "Quit gamping ya little bitch!"

See gamp, stupid, verb, asshole, jerk, mean, negative, curse, word