Gandalfgasm

What is Gandalfgasm?

1.

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

2.

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.

I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...

See orgasm, gandalf, lotr, lord of the rings, geek
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