What is Gandistokelenio?
1.
A higher purpose, goal, or meaning that can only be attained by sleeping around or jacking off in narrow crevices.
"So I was Gandistokelenioing the other day when my idiot son punches me right in the nuts."
"Boy, is this the perfect day for a nice, long gandistokelenio."
"Gandistokelenio
Jackalakio McDoinks !!!"
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