What is Gangle?
1.
A lanky entity with a lack of limb coordination, spatial awareness, social propriety or vocal volume control.
Wow, that guy, who just tripped on his own feet and then sat on his own head, after making loud inappropriate remarks to my friends, is such a gangle.
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2.
An oddly oblong kid whose limbs have minds of their own. Caution: Upsetting, Poking, or Feeding a gangle can have disastrous effects.
Here we see a prime example of a gangle in his natural habitat. Gangle, the other white meat. Gangle, it does a body good.
3.
to walk with an elastic, uncoordinated, swerving, semi-swagger in the manner of Mike Heeney
The man was arrested for DWI because the officer confused his natural gangle with an intoxicated state.
4.
In order to get a certain response from someone they feel they must work the "gay angle".
"Did you try working the gangle?"
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"Don't drink more than 2 sprites in one sitting or you might become The Gangle"
6.
The act of throwing yourself into a pool or some other body of water in a ridiculous and haphazard fashion. Generally the best gangles include flips, twists, flailing of the limbs, and/or strange body contortions. More often than not, the best gangles happen when you don't know what you're going to do before you do it
first man: "What was that? That dude just did something in when he jumped into the pool!"
2nd man: "He just did a Gangle."
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used to describe a relatively large group of people in a small social setting
We went to Sarah's apartment for a party and there was a gangle of hot women up in there.