What is Ganglish?
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The clever language invention that attempts to hide one's literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally retarded. Prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, sex and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. Recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish...
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Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the gr..
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To express even further and example of one's coolness.
Angela: That is awesome like a poodle.
Brent: On gelatin!..
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the epic fail way to end a marriage.
dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court
dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce
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