Gangsters

What is Gangsters?


1.

Retards to "claim" a city which could give less a fuck about them.

Most of the time they are 30 year olds who haven't gone through puberty, still live with their parents, work in McDonalds for a living, and still believe they're the shit.

They usually require 5 or more people to beat one person up, because they're too much of pussies to fight by themselves.

A waist of space, and an insult to everything.

Person 1: Homie G gangsters just got capped for claimin' their home town.

Person 2: Who gives a shit? Less to worry about.

See losers, fags, morons, pussies, rap

2.

should all be shot

that's right motherfucker i'm talking 'bout YOU

See Judge Dredd

3.

A bastardized word meaning A tough Street dweller. REAL GANGSTERS: are mafia, or mostly italian thugs who set up hits on rivals, and attempt to swindle money for their drug trade

FAKE GANGSTERS: are complete assholes who listen to eminem or shitty cent and go around saying i'm the dopest tripp and yo i'm g-unit. these tend to be kids or 30 year old losers who live with their parents in middle class communities. they can be black or white, and can be spotted wearing expensive-looking "bling" usually representing their greed. often appear on MTV cribbs which only proves how "Ghetto" and "street thuggish" they are not. often wear dumb looking oversized clothes with gay sounding names like Baby PHat or Phat pharm, FUBU, Timberland, or the worst Ecko Unlimited (yecch) wich looks like a rejected poseur skater brand that even poseurs wouldn't be caught dead in. they mostly claim to represent an entire city like detroit or NeU yERk when most people whith common sense in those places wish they would just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.

Kid gangsters:

in some schools they are usually disliked by emos and punks mostly but not always.

Real Gangster: Yo you makin' funna stupa peapaz? I don't like uze I outta kick your ass, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

FAke Gangsters/wananbes: yo bitch i'm gonna knock yo punkass to da next malenium. check out my chrome and ma bling az i ghet downz wit ma hoez in da klubb and drink caronaz. yo mamma iz fat! i'm phatt G-Unit!!!!!

Rap iz cool! lol lol lol!

See mafia, asshole, street, thug, looser, middle class

4.

People that are part of an enemy army and should be delt with like it. I mean that we should bring in the army and kill them all. That includes all gangs, Crips, Bloods, whoever. You're all going down.

What should happen to gangsters.

Gangster goes up to helpless kid.

Gangster: Give me yo' money!

US Marine with M4 walks up to gangster.

Gangster: Please don't kill me! Please god don't shoot! Please.

Marine shoots gangster in the head.

Any gangster reading this, this is in your future!

See scumbag, loser, terrorist, coward, dead

5.

People who kill, rob and threaten others. Gangs can be big ass and rich like the mafia, but they can also be small and/or poor. Most (american) gangs are founded in California by people who didn't have enough money for a good education or didn't manage to get good jobs even with an education(the educated ones can mostly manage more in a gang than a not educated person).

Gangs usually are used by fakers to act tough like 50 cent(the biggest snitch of all times) The Game(one biggass weirdo) Snoop Dogg(a former gangster who claims to be a crip while he is wearing red, yellow, green and colors used by rival gangs)

Gangs are one of the reasons urban dictionary excists cause people do everything, even risking there live, to find out what them gangsters are saying and alotta slang is born that way.

gangster: Yo c wazz da happz you tappin that shit?

Person: Uhmmm...

5 weeks later.

Person: Were you sayin i had to have sexual intercorse with a poopy?

gangster: What's wrong with you doug?!?!?!

Gangsters do their thang.

See gangster, gangsta, slang, mafia, california

6.

... Are a myth, see Example below.

"Gangs are a myth put out by the liberal elite to patronize and

demean the working man. I mean, what kind of right-minded youth from a

poor background is going to spend his time stealing things and posing in

silly clothes, when he could be getting ahead with a minimum wage job

and making his parent proud?"

-Alex Shrub, VCPR.

7.

Fucking retards that always have their pants down to their knees and listen to R.A.P. or Retards Attempting Poetry. They steal cars and hit people with baseball bats and always carry guns and have stupid slut girlfriends who have big asses and who live in a dead guys house and say yo ma dawg im in ferth grade and im 18 and i like to kill people and steal dem carz wit a gun on the west sieeed and then marrrrry a hukker. All of the female rapeoples are stupid talentless hos and the male ones have vaginas. And Usher is a fucking fag who keeps "singing" about some dumb slut who dumped him like 30 years ago. They always insist on having neon lights and hydraulics on their "pimped out" vehicles which always have some faggy decals that look like they ran over an ink bottle. FuCK d3M GaNg5t3rz

McDonalds Gangster Commercial.. "Do u hopes to be getting a big ass meal at a fly price? well now u and ur posse can be snackin for under 7 dollars. no shit! Mcdonalds presents the big mother fucker. Get the big mother with a bottle of Colt .45, Chit-lins, pigs feet on a cornbread biscuit with a big ass bucket of gravy. dis shit be cheaper than 2 hits of crack. and so good you be saying shit dawg. did somebody be sayin' McDonalds? You damn right. McDonalds we loves it when u be smiling!"


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