Ganicorn

What is Ganicorn?


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Ganicorn is the biggest, baddest gorilla on the planet. He's an amazing cuddler and very lovable, even though he has a scratched left eye and lopsided features. He also really needs a haircut (NOT from Supercuts).

Girlfriend: Ganicorn is so amazing! I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling with him....

Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!

See gorilla, unicorn, cuddling


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