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1. One who feltches mothers.
2. A person who could also be described as a supreme asshole of a human being.
1. John: "I slept ..
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When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't ha..
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About 50 yards, not nearly as far as an actual mile
I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away
Oh man the liquor store is only like..