Gaper Delay

What is Gaper Delay?


1.

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

See ass, anal, prolapse, gaper, delay, cock, object, close, severe

2.

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.

There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.

See gaper, delay, rubberneck, rubbernecking, gapers, traffic, jam

3.

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!

I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!

See ass, asshole, gaper, fist, fisted, delay


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