What is Garaged?
1.
A verb meaning to get high, derived from the circumstantial need to ninja smoke in a house with other occupants not so keen on your smoking habits.
It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has smoked himself/herself into a mental coma.
Person 1: Hey, so I'm coming over later today.
Person 2: Sweet, want to celebrate Bush being out of office by getting garaged?
Person 1: Hell yes.
or
Person 1: ........
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey...(prolonged silence)
Person 2: Dude, you called me. Are you completely garaged right now or what?
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