What is Garbage Can Lid?
1.
A severe case of narcissism
"Man, i'm so attractive and so smart."
"You're being real garbage can lid tonight, man."
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2.
A kind, forgiving, truthful person that is constantly framed to be a liar on the Ebaum's World forum.
Garbage Can Lid deserves a break from the jackasses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.
3.
A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
God, Garbage Can Lid rules!
4.
A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":
You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!
5.
A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
Oh God, Garbage Can Lid is so-oo-oo-oo hot! He's the best there is.
6.
A God Of Porn. Over 100 Gigs Of It. Always willing to share. Premium Member at eBaums World Forums.
Member: "Damn GCL, thats a ton of pr0n!"
GCL: "Yeah, you have anything specific you want"
Member: "Can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?"
GCL: "Searching ;)"
