Garbage Man

What is Garbage Man?


1.

Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.

Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"

Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfuckeris always taking out the trash."

Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."

See Nick D

2.

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

3.

individual(s) who pick up your trash. If left out on a certain day each week.

Hey don't forget to put out the garbage for the garbage man.

4.

1) someone who picks up girls who have recently split from their partners. Regarded as a twatby all those around him.

2) Someone who picks up a lot of points from rebounds in American Sports.

1) Look at pier, he aint doing nuthing but picking up other peoples rubbish, hes a right garbage man.

2) Luke Brice is a heavy garbage man, he scored 25 points off rebounds last week.

See Ben Ross

5.

"Who can take the trash and the twisty things too?

--- The garbage man can, the garbage man can!"

Homer Simpson dreams of becoming a garbage man.

6.

whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal

Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??

Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!

Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?

Guy #2: yeah! great week!!

See garbage disposal, ovaries, garbage man

7.

A sex move during which a man penetrates a woman who is in the process of vomiting. Ideally, pelvic thrusts will coincide with gastric contractions.

"Dude, Last night Mason totally got that girl wasted and garbage manned her when she ralphed."

See sex move, garbageman


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