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When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob for so long that eventually your dick gets smaller and smaller just like a big lollypop sucker...
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When your vaginal area has been been so torn up, it is swolen and appears as a ball between the legs
Matt: Damn taylor, you must be a s..
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on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to..