What is Garch?
1.
Describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the sex organ and the anus. Also known as the taint.
"The dog is snargling her "garch" ,again"
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2.
A word my friend Chaelon made up. It is somewhat self-descriptive I think. It means "bad", "ugly", "unpleasant", "gross"
If describing someones hair, the conjugation is "lanch"
"Damn, that dudes acne was really garch!"
"This 3 day old pizza is getting really garch"
"I forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch"