Gard

What is Gard?


1.

The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".

Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...

See gard, andreas, small, lol

2.

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance

"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"

See flab, weak, random, meat


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