What is Gard?
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The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...
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to gaurd with a very frail weak stance
"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"
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Man who dodges or avoids quims, as prefers the bum love, AKA Homosexual or Gay man
Go fondle some cock yer big quimdodger!
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when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its..