Garda

What is Garda?


1.

Good, clean, raw Pakistani Hashish from the Northern Provinces. Usually not exported but rather consumed in Pakistan. The freshest garda is a real delicacy and one would be hard-pressed to find better Hashish.

Man, I love smoking Garda, such a clean high.

2.

Irish police force.

Every single one is corrupt and backward.

A bunch of gansters and chickens who pick on small inocent people.

Call the garda i was robbed.

3.

Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigseverywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.

Garda stands for

Grunting

Anal-

Retentive

Dicksucking

Asswipes

See Andy


96

Random Words:

1. "Step off." though far less intimating. Really should only be said as a joke, and only with a horrible ghetto accent and (in)a..
1. Also known as the dreaded lergy, this can manifest itself as any illness. Normally associated with skiving off something, whether it be..
1. When someone is overhearing another's conversation; usually intentionally Jane, don't try ear-hustling when I talk to John ab..