What is Garden?


A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.

You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.

Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?

You: In so many words...

See garden hose, hoser, hose, hoes


A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16


Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

See garden, plants, green, greenery, gardening


To fuck a girl. To dig in that ass and plant your seed. Developed by yours truely.

"Im gonna garden that bitch."


Garden n. A misspelling of Gadren

Garden is a great guy.

See Grilox


Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"


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