What is Garden?
1.
A distant derivative of the insult hoser.
hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
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2.
A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
3.
Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
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4.
To fuck a girl. To dig in that ass and plant your seed. Developed by yours truely.
"Im gonna garden that bitch."
5.
Garden n. A misspelling of Gadren
Garden is a great guy.
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6.
Drug Dealer
I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
