Garden Gnome

What is Garden Gnome?

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.

2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.

3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

See Bob

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

See garden gnome, little kid, annoying

Too Tall

1. Being far beyond the normal range of heights, over 6'4" male or over 6'0" female. That guy is 7 feet, that's w..

Dead Crawfish

1. A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back a..

Gafflebat

1. a bit rubbish, gone wrong. it's all a bit gafflebat. See rubbish, wrong..

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