Garden Gnomes

What is Garden Gnomes?


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When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.

Woman: What pose was it today?

See kids, house, knock, gnomes


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