What is Garden Weasel?
1.
Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.
I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.
See
2.
A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.
Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!
See
Random Words:
1.
A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary wo..
1.
That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake...
