What is Gardenstatery?
1.
The forced quirkiness seen in many underaged scenesters/hipsters who want to impress older hipsters with their uniqueness. These people try very hard to exude an attitude of easy-going oddness and look like idiots to everyone except their fellow gardenstaters.
The Shins concert I attended last night was almost ruined by the gardenstatery surrounding me.
Random Words:
1.
the sickest rapper (aka the Game) to ever set foot on the earth since B.I.G RIP.
The Game, Jayceon Taylor, could kick 50 cents ass anyd..
1.
A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulat..