What is Gardenstatery?
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The forced quirkiness seen in many underaged scenesters/hipsters who want to impress older hipsters with their uniqueness. These people try very hard to exude an attitude of easy-going oddness and look like idiots to everyone except their fellow gardenstaters.
The Shins concert I attended last night was almost ruined by the gardenstatery surrounding me.
Random Words:
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The undisputed champions of Japanese Baseball.
Hanshin Tigers < Fukuoka Daiei Hawks..
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The price your mom goes for.
Even though your mom only goes for three dollars a day, I still get sticker shock every time I chuck it in..