What is Gardenstatery?
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The forced quirkiness seen in many underaged scenesters/hipsters who want to impress older hipsters with their uniqueness. These people try very hard to exude an attitude of easy-going oddness and look like idiots to everyone except their fellow gardenstaters.
The Shins concert I attended last night was almost ruined by the gardenstatery surrounding me.
Random Words:
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a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant
"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"
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following a threesome with one girl and two black guys, the girl is said to have been "kenan and kel'd".
to be sexed up ..
