Gardenstatery

What is Gardenstatery?


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The forced quirkiness seen in many underaged scenesters/hipsters who want to impress older hipsters with their uniqueness. These people try very hard to exude an attitude of easy-going oddness and look like idiots to everyone except their fellow gardenstaters.

The Shins concert I attended last night was almost ruined by the gardenstatery surrounding me.


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