Garden-variety Edit Meaning

1. A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt. Usually at parties when talking to someone important. Shirt+Snot=Shnirt..

1. An acient crystal, which was placed in the caverns of the moon below a palace milleniums ago. It most recently existed as a power source..

1. Jew-ups are push ups where you only have to touch your nose to the ground. Jews have an advantage for this for they have a huge nose. ..