What is Gardner?
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A boring town located in Worcester County MA that is being slowly taken over by Puerto Rican gangsters. It consists of chinese restaurants and pizza places. The only thing ever to do is to go to the movies or hang out at the Timpany Plaza. Your only other choice of things to do is walk around and write your name on things. Maybe if you have a ride, you can drive to Leominster and go to The Mall At Whitney Field.
We should go see a movie tonight in Gardner, hopefully we won't get jumped by the Hooligans or the Bloods.
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Simply put, a Gardner is when a man hooks up with a girl who weighs more than he does.
Man, my friend Brett is always pulling Gardners every weekends.
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A sex term referring to an individual who is pleasuring a females vagina with his tongue when he accidentally begins to lick the females anus.
Wow, Bryan you were a gardner today, I kind of liked it.
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