What is Garen?
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a short form of guarantee, implying an extremity either negative or positive
"That was a garen slack test today" or "man, you garened that guys face"
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Is a man with little muscle mass and a very large penis. Ladies love him, and he loves them, but falls in love easliy.
That guys deffinatly a Garen. Hes so cute!
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One whom has extreamly large muscle mass, yet lacks in penis length and girth.
My girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was nice but unfortunately a Garen
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