What is Gareth?
1.
A word used to describe someone VERY sexy and cool.
"Wow...see him? He's totally gareth he is!"
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2.
Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break
Simon: Hey, is Paul on break?
David: Nah, he's doing a Gareth
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3.
A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.
A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.
As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.
"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."
Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?
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The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .
(1) "Haha! Your such a Gareth!"
(2) "For fuck sake! These MAC's are such Gareths!"
(3) "Gareth!" - "Haha!"
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