What is Gareth Keenan?
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A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?
Random Words:
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a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
See vomit..
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Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red
I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.
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