Garf Edit Meaning

1.

A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.

Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"

See Muzza

2.

A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.

winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.

See retard, cluts, dumbshit, idiotic, fag, fucknut

3.

abbr. "Garfinkles"

Used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

Originated in Whistler, Canada

That chick was so garf

4.

a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)

derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it

"I'm garfing real bad right now"

"I just garfed."

"Garftacular"

See garfing, garf, catting

5.

Pigging out on food, when you think you are pregnant.

You've been garfing all day!

See Jeni

6.

verb.

to gag and barf at the same time.

Other Contexts:

Garfed, Garfing

(See also. shartfor a similar experience.)

I saw a fat lady wearing a bikini at the beach and it made me garf.

See barf, gag, shart, shit, fart

7.

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

See Dan