Garfiggly Edit Meaning

1. One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp eve..

1. When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something ins..

1. When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to sa..