Garfuckel

What is Garfuckel?

1.

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?

Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

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