Garfunckled

What is Garfunckled?

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

Rusty Spine

1. A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out. Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!&quo..

Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here

1. A phrase used by non-believing friends. Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches" porkchop sandwiche..

Fecal Matter Excretion Unit

1. A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole. I just squeezed a..

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