Garfunkel Edit Meaning

1.

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

See art, garfunkel, smelly, dirt, cheap

2.

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

3.

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

4.

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

See frindle, slangdefine, urban dictionary, definition, funky, garfunkle

5.

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

See shit, crap, poop, poopy

6.

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

See rid, remove, lose, deep-six, eighty-six, fire, castoff

7.

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:

A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

See paper, ass, toilet, safety, germs, Kov