What is Garfunkel?
1.
to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel
Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys
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2.
The more outgoing person in a pair.
Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.
He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
3.
v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way
I Garfunkeled your mother!
4.
to make up words
Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.
Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.
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5.
to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus
I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!
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6.
To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
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7.
the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.
from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water
there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.
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