What is Garfunkle?
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to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
i garfunkled your mother last night
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Misspelled version of
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To have sexual intercourse with someone.
"I garfunkled your mother last night"
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origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!
-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.
-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.
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A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.
Garfunkle urged me to join my church...
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same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge
man, i garfunkled all over her face!