Garg The Smeg

What is Garg The Smeg?

The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.

I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.

See smegma, gargle, foreskin, cheese, secretion

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