Gargamel

What is Gargamel?


1.

The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.

Gargamel scared the shit out of Vanity Smurf.

2.

A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called smurfs because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.

Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...

3.

A guy who tucks his male genitalia between his legs to see how he'd look if he was a woman.

Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.

See tuck, transgender, anatomy, genitals, smurf

4.

a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him

smurfs - after them skruple


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