What is Gargle?
1.
-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros
-stems from gargling balls
"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."
"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."
"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)
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2.
vibrating a liquid in your throat
she gargled the fluid
3.
this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
Spit or Swallow? Gargle!
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4.
Alcoholic drink.
gargled = drunk
C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the
gee is wall-to-wall.
5.
(v.) a form of oral sex in which the male places his scrotom in a another persons mouth while they are gargling water.
Please gargle my scrotom in your mouth for sexual plessure.
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