What is Garglemel?
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When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.
I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!
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To De-fuckify is to get any and all nastyness off from something that you want to be clean.
I defuckified my greasy mud-butt ass by wip..
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To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.
Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo...