Garglemel

What is Garglemel?


1.

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.

I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!

See smurf, blowjob, oral, cum


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