What is Garify?
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Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.
Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.
I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.
My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.
I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.
I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.
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