What is Gark?
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The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc
That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.
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2.
The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.
Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.
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To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit
I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...
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4.
Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!
Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
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Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"
ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"
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Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc
Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?
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That Ford focus must belong to a gark.
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the owner of the all of the whole - GOD
gark is the owner of the all
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