What is Garkle?
1.
Garkle is the noise that frogs make when they try to speak Human.
I can't garkle back at the frogs. They don't understand me
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2.
A word one uses to emphasize that one has just experienced something extremely awkward.
I was talking to my friend about how I thought my professor was a white supremacist. When I turned around, they had been standing right behind me. Garkle.
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