Garland

What is Garland?


1.

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

See garland, dissidia, final fantasy, chaos, knock, you, down, ff, evil, dark, knight, over 9000, fool, cross swords

2.

The New RenaissanceGuy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict

See renaissance man, love, cool, creative, gama

3.

usually defined as a homosexual who loves little girls and animals. has male fetishes as well. Mastrubates to gay porn and is usually consederes a douche in his friend circles.

" dont be such a garland" or "stop garlanding me"

See gay, ass, faggot, queer, asshole, cock sucker, dickrider, manlover, nigger, chink, fuck up, nasty, wtf

4.

an untreatable illness where the patient is stoned under daylight but becomes active late night seeking personal satisfaction in "pwning n00bs" in games such as warcraft and rag while masturbating to preteen filth at 2:00am in the morning with baggy eyes.

if you want garland, catch it at cfn.

See stoned, stoner, fucked up, preteen, rag, warcraft, cfn


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