What is Garland?
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Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.
I, Garland, will knock you all down!
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The New
"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict
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usually defined as a homosexual who loves little girls and animals. has male fetishes as well. Mastrubates to gay porn and is usually consederes a douche in his friend circles.
" dont be such a garland" or "stop garlanding me"
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an untreatable illness where the patient is stoned under daylight but becomes active late night seeking personal satisfaction in "pwning n00bs" in games such as warcraft and rag while masturbating to preteen filth at 2:00am in the morning with baggy eyes.
if you want garland, catch it at cfn.
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