Garlic Dick

What is Garlic Dick?


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The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkeyafter he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.

Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkeyhad some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.


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