What is Garlic Pony?
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The act of the devil fucking someone. Almost like a vampire fuck but the devil appears to be extremely well hung; horse hung. This slight mishap usually is the price one pays when one gambles with the devil to save something precious, usually a dying family member, or that new stereo your drunk girlfriend just pissed on.
Johnny wanted to stop cheating on his girlfriend so he made a deal with the devil. As payment, the devil gave the bitch a garlic pony.
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(Adj.) 1) The state of being ready for anal sex. More specifically being ready to have one's anus penetrated. 2) Needing to have yo..
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Tampons
"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"
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