Garlic Pony

What is Garlic Pony?


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The act of the devil fucking someone. Almost like a vampire fuck but the devil appears to be extremely well hung; horse hung. This slight mishap usually is the price one pays when one gambles with the devil to save something precious, usually a dying family member, or that new stereo your drunk girlfriend just pissed on.

Johnny wanted to stop cheating on his girlfriend so he made a deal with the devil. As payment, the devil gave the bitch a garlic pony.

See garlic, pony, devil, satan, santa, nicholas, roller disco


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