What is Garlic Scented Penis Cream?


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A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.

Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:

- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream

- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"

"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

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