Garner

What is Garner?

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

See wowser, killjoy, buzzkiller, dandruff, square

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