What is Garner?
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A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.
The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.
She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.
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Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exp..
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One who fucks pork
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