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When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.
"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."
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The accidental removal of too much hair when using hair removal cream such as Immac, resulting in total baldness of the lady garden area..
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A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. So..