What is Garrett Kienke?
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One with a rugged chin strap appeal. Beer gut is a wonderful feature. Was a loser till he met his bb. But persona still follows him; cant get a girl. Has difficulty unhooking a bra but with practice has improved some. Doesn't initiate tongue usage when macking. Dates freakish band girls during dry spells aka: his entire life. Obsessed with strippers but doesn't like them because he can't touch. Because of his sexual harassment claims at work he is petrified of getting another. Enjoys Candy. ;)
That ex logger hobo looks like a Garrett Kienke.
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an amazingly gr8, attractive, small town MySpacer who enjoys watching narcoleptic animals and hardcore breakdowns.
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Increadibly Gay. Gay beyond belief, So gay that you almost are straight again, You flame is SOOOO bright that no one needs the sun.
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