Garrett Story

What is Garrett Story?


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A story that is supposed to be funny or interesting and starts out strong but ends dully, usually without a point having been made.

So the other day I went for a walk and met up with this chick I knew in highschool. We started talking, had some coffee then about nine we split and went our sepreate ways.

Dude, that's such a Garrett story.

See undefined, dull


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