What is Garretteers?
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An obscure social clique originating in upstate New York at the beginning of the 21st century. Garretteers enjoy randomly selecting a group member to be forever praised as their new God (the origin of the term "Garretteer" stems from the name of the God of the first circle of Garretteers established). Other members will be endowed with flattering, grand titles. They enjoy performing public displays of weirdness, often planning elaborate scenarios for the sake of mindfucking. Unlike most subcultures, they have no defined taste in music or clothing except during their performences in which they will wear outlandish costumes including whatever unfashionable decorations are available, and will improvise songs about anything from praising their God to the valance electrons in California kiwifruit.
Yesterday, some spaz in a bathrobe, goggles, and tophat ran up to me in the halls and gave me a binder full of papers that all said "This paper is Holy" from top to bottom all the way through. Later on I saw him leading a line of guys in single file playing kazoos and singing about Austrian shingles.
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Probably a large Discordian cabal, but certainly part of the Operation Mindfuck conspiracy, these adventurous eccentrics from all corners of the social web swear fealty to kiwi and throw great parties. Most of them are in the capital region of New York, but membership has spread around New England and the country. People desiring membership often go through a formal ceremony, but really anyone who wants to can be a Garretteer with or without notifying anyone.
The Garretteers are going on a quest to search every roof in Saratoga to find the buried treasure!
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Yeah, those losers the "Garretteers" are marching around acting retarded again.
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