What is Garrettsville?
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a shitty town in the middle of nowhere in Ohio where the lifesaver was invented and people tend to think they're a lot cooler than they are. filled with Amish people and republicans, and arch rival of local town Windham in all high school sporting events.
(Windham makes Garrettsville look like heaven though)
famous for slutty underclassman cheerleaders and immature freshamn whore bitches
person 1: wow.. a slut wearing black and gold.. she only looks like.. 14
person 2: i wonder if she goes to garfield or windham!
person 1: check their purse: if its empty, they go to windham, if theres condoms in it, they go to garrettsville
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